I know I suck!
I know I’ve been gone a LONG time but blame this bitch:
I got completely sucked into watching Jersey Shore so now after my kids have gone to bed I watch this really screwed up but ironically lovable chic instead of blogging.
What I’m cool right?
But then my husband reminded me that I am now 31 and I needed to get a life and if I have to go onto Wikipedia to look up slang I hear on MTV I’ve probably outgrown MTV. And furthermore no adult woman should ever ask her husband if he wants to smoosh.