Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

  Just a Day in the Snow He didn’t even notice the pile of giggles falling out of the seld behind him. She took her job of holding on to her baby sister very seriously! Yep, those two little angels are all mine.

I know I suck! I know I’ve been gone a LONG time but blame this bitch: I got completely sucked into watching Jersey Shore so now after my kids have gone to bed I watch this really screwed up but ironically lovable chic instead of blogging. What I’m cool right? But then my husband reminded [...]

We were out on a shopping jaunt, me, The Toddler, and The Baby and it was nearing nap time. I new I was pushing it but we were leaving for vacation in a few hours and let’s face it, grocieries don’t buy themselves. I need The Baby to nap. We were driving back from Target [...]

  My Grandpa Died and It Turned Into the BEST Vacation Ever My grandfather had been sick for some time and the decision had been made the previous year to put him in the old folks home. He had lost a ton of weight and most of his memories. It was hard to watch a man I [...]

Before Easter this year I was honored to guest post for Angie at 7ClownCircus.  In case you missed the post I thought that I’d share it with you all. My family is HUGE into birthdays.  Everyone in my family gets a birthday party complete with a cake and presents and off-key singing.  Heck, even Jesus [...]

  He picked the girls up early from daycare. He made me dinner which was ready when I walked in the door. He had the baby fed and happy. He had flowers waiting for me on the table. I know…What’s the catch? Nothing. That’s just the kinda guy he is. He brings me my favorite [...]

I haven’t done this in a while and I’m feeling kinda snarky today!  The girls are sick.  I’ve got one in bed and one zoned out on the couch watching Arthur.  What, time to blog?  Crazzzzzzzyyyyyyyy!Yeah me!  So here goes…    

You’ll have to excuse me while I take a little bloggy break. I started back to work because apparently things like a house and a car and food cost money and, ahem, we don’t have any.  So I’m back to work and the kids are back to daycare and not gonna lie, it kinda sucks.  [...]

Two weeks ago The Toddler made a brand new best friend named Kathy. They spent the week playing together every single day. Lassoing horses, taming wild jaguars in the front yard, fishing for trout off our porch, chasing each other around. While The Toddler was in blissful new friend heaven, I was a little less [...]

Dear God, Thank you taking care of my husband thus far and keeping his heart issue to just a little tiny blip and nothing to worry about. Because my husband does have a good heart. A very good heart. You see the way he loves his girls, adores them in fact. But that isn’t hard. [...]